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Beat · Nov 10, 2026

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Lucas · 1–8 · 698.2 this week

Lucas’s roster desk. Love, Jeanty. He’s mad at the paper. Denver is the other tab.

Fran Ide · Beat

From the beat

Devyn had 131, and Lucas had 63.

Burrow had 30. The record is still 3–6.

Fran Ide · 3 min

Matchup

63. You lost to Devyn.

Burden had 14. Devyn had 131, and Burrow had 30. You are 1–8. The first win was last week. This one is a loss. Week 10 is Holden.

Start / sit

McCarthy had 7.

That is the quarterback week. Kaleb Johnson had 13 and sat. Look at it before Holden. Do not pretend the bench is a plan.

Roster

A claim is not a roster.

There is no FAAB. The roster you sold is still the story. The wire is not.

Trades

The sale already happened.

Love, Jeanty, Nico, and McConkey are gone. Do not spend a 63 trying to buy Sunday back. The deadline is the Thursday after week 10.

Front office

1–8.

Last week was the first win, and it was 74. This week is 63. The office does not get to talk about a turn.

Rivalry

You lost to a team that just had 131.

Burden had 14. That is not the week the rebuild announced itself.

Playoffs

Still outside it.

Holden is next, and he just lost, which is not the same thing as an easy week.

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