FINAL · WEEK 10|Hot Garbage—Turd Ferguson—|KIRKO CHAINZ—Juwana see it?—|Walkernda Forever—Orphans at a Bar—|White Quarterbacks—The Flowers Shop—|Soul Men—UnderachievingDelinquents—

TFL standings

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TeamW-LPF
1Soul Men8–11198.2
2UnderachievingDelinquents7–21112.4
3Walkernda Forever6–3953.3
4Turd Ferguson5–4920.5
5White Quarterbacks5–4868.5
6Orphans at a Bar4–5998.2

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Manager of the year

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  1. 1

    Fuss8–1

    Fuss has the column.

  2. 2

    Nathan7–2

    Nathan is close enough to take it.

  3. 3

    Greer4–5

    Greer is 4–5.

  4. 4

    Holden5–4

    Holden is 5–4, and the lineup has cost him.

  5. 5

    Thomas6–3

    Thomas is winning more than he is managing.

The mirror

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  • Morgan is +1.3 wins ahead of the scores.
  • Greer is -1.7 behind what the scores say.

The trades

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Devyn leads the board at A-, across 8 sides since 2023.

The picks

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Lucas holds 5 future firsts that started on someone else’s roster. The slot moves when the standings do.

Week 10 finals

  • Hot Garbage—
    Turd Ferguson—
  • KIRKO CHAINZ—
    Juwana see it?—
  • Walkernda Forever—
    Orphans at a Bar—
  • White Quarterbacks—
    The Flowers Shop—
  • Soul Men—
    UnderachievingDelinquents—

Commish fuck-up

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Week 3. Denver is still last year’s paper.

The week is over. Lucas is 0–3. Love was in. The charter on this site is still last year’s. Being mad at the tracker still doesn’t type it.

Severity 4/5 · Week 3

Beats

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Comics

Three-panel strip: a frozen owner with a dead phone, a back with 32, a scoreboard at 138 to 98
Still shutWalker had 32. The phone is still off. The score was 138 to 98.
Three-panel strip: a quarterback with 36, a scoreboard at 132 to 89, a points total of 998 next to 4–5
36Love had the high line. The win was 132 to 89. The record is still 4–5.
Three-panel strip: a quarterback on the bench with 35, a starter with 25, a scoreboard at 113 to 92
He had 35Stroud sat. Purdy started. Morgan won 113 to 92.

Dawg of the day

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Editorial cartoon of a huge player in a red helmet next to a campus bus stop at dawn, a cop with a breathalyzer, and a $3,000 tag

Bill Norton

Four tires over the line. Three thousand dollars. Out by 6.

Empire

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Reset odds

12.9%

Walkernda Forever cannot trade. Back-to-back wipes the dynasty. 2025: 6–8 and a trophy over 13–1.

Pulse

  • High scoreFuss 1198.2
  • Low scoreLucas 698.2
  • Median win0.0
  • Playoff cut6 of 10